Beware of God

In a recent post I told a short story which ended with me hitting God in the face with a stick. It seems God did not find the story nearly as funny as I did, and so on Sunday morning (appropriately enough), he took his revenge. Instead of simply hitting me back in the face with a stick, however, he decided to one-up me by running over both of my legs with a Dodge Ram while I slept--breaking my right ankle and my left foot at the same time. I'll be going in for surgery on the ankle sometime early next week. Moral of the story: always remember to let sleeping Gods lie.