Monday, November 20, 2006

Defining Religious Organizations

Paganism: A religious sect that worships mythical characters. Foundation predates written history. One of the earliest and most primal of the various religious sects.

Judaisim: A religious sect that worships a moral code derived from centuries of servitude and desert wonderings. Founded by sun ravaged Jew after witnessing the local flora spontaniously combust.

Christianity: A religious sect that combines Judaic morality with Pagan mythology. Founded by a poor Jewish carpenter who was eventually executed for his political extremism.

Islam: A religious sect derived from Paganism, Judaism, and Christianity. Founded by an epileptic in a cave.

Buddhism: More an eastern nihilistic philosophy than a religious sect. Founded by a dissatisfied prince, it was later turned into a religion by hordes of fools.


When the urge beseeches you to look down upon someone else's religion as absurd or untrue, take a quick glance back at the all too humble origins of the religion you profess. The religious elitism dissolves.

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